The couch is lonely

This story is written like I am a dad to their son. Roleplayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Woot woot! 😀

Son. when you get older don’t ever piss your wife off. Learn to get along. Consider her feelings. These feelings are monsters son and they will eat you up if you let them. and they have a mind of their own. If you ever make your wife angry she does evil things like make you sleep on the couch.

The couch is lonely. It is cold. Nobody to cuddle with. To be warm. My son when your wife kicks you to the couch, it is better then in the streets, but you did your wife something wrong. We have to learn to respect Mommy’s feelings. Your Mommy will be your wife when you get older. I do not mean your physical Mommy son. I mean the woman you will marry in the future,

All women have emotions son. As men we need to learn to make Mommy’s feelings better!

Ok Daddy, How do we do that?

We put Mommy on a pedestal. We ask her how her day went. We tell Mommy she is beautiful. We do things to make Mommy happy. the couch is soooooo lonely son. The best place to be is in your wife’s arms. She has a nurturing spirit that soothes us son. It is golden and priceless and we do not ever want to fall from our wives grace. Because when Mommy gets angry it is hard sometimes for Mommy to calm down. So as wise men we put Mommy above any others. Then Mommy will make us a happy home! My son this is good advice to take with you through out life. Woman made the world son, and all men came from a Mother’s womb. So we treat our wives special son. We actually show respect to all ladies. Take this lesson with you son forever and let it be a blessing to your life!

Thanks Dad and I will.!!! Father and son hug each other and son takes this lesson with him the rest of his life. Gets married and lives happily ever after with His wife! Thanks Dad for teaching me how to make Mom happy! I am happy because of this teaching. The couch is a place no man should be! Wise words to any who want to learn how to be a productive couple.

To be continued with my family series. Lesson 102 God bless people and I pray God help many of us bring back family values! To make God happy and us people also! the couch is lonely. That is all!